Did the WSJ jinx the DJIA?

In today's WSJ, on page C1 there's an article titled "You Hear That? It's Quiet...Too Quiet," that mentions that it's been 45 trading days without a 100-point decline in the Dow, which is apparently the longest stretch since 2006.

And what happens?  Well, as of this post the market is down 170 points.

And so, we know who to blame!